There was a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she was very very good, but when she was bad she was horrid.
Said girl also runs MOUSTACHES
Sorry Whitey, but you have not satisfied the criteria to be my friend. If you have a hot Eurasian female friend, please direct her to this site.
John Safran
Sorry Whitey, but you have not satisfied the criteria to be my friend. If you have a hot Eurasian female friend, please direct her to this site.
John Safran
NB - If you are not Asian/Eurasian but a hot ethnic type nevertheless (Burgher, Persian, Latina etc) please hang out in Carlisle Street, East St Kilda so I can hit on you at the bus stop.


Harrison Ford (Han Solo), David Prowse (Darth Vader), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) and, in foreground, Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia), Kenny Baker (R2-D2) and Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) via LA Times
Has anyone seen this lineup???
Heading the bill is none other than Antony and The Johnsons. Led by the singular Antony Hegarty, the group will be accompanied onstage by the 36-piece West Australian Symphony Orchestra.
If that prospect isn’t incredible enough, the Becks Music Box returns to the Esplanade for a series of outdoor concerts. Among the artists on board are New Jersey icons Yo La Tengo, noise-makers HEALTH, original renegadeMarianne Faithfull, mercurial instrumentalists Dirty Three performing Ocean Songs in full and so many more.
Antony and the Johnsons
Marianne Faithfull
The Dirty Three (performing Ocean Songs in full)
Amadou & Mariam
Breakestra
Yo La Tengo
Sing The Truth: The Music Of Nina Simone (featuring Patti Austin, Dianne Reeves, Simone And Lizz Wright And The Original Nina Simone Band featuring Al Schackman)
Calexico
Sunday Sundowners
Sharon Shannon
Jamie Lidell
HEALTH
The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
British Sea Power
Pivot
Dan Sultan
Bachelorette
The Brown Birds From Windy Hill
Holly Throsby
Machine Translations
Robert Forster
Mista Savona
Ambrose Field
Simeon Ten Holt
Dean & Britta
The Hilliard Ensemble
Fuck!It’s alright to cry!
Fixing my hair!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11, tweeeeeeeeeeelve!
I’ve been singing all of these Sesame Street songs that have been stuck in my head at full volume for the better part of the last hour. I thought I’d try and find them on YouTube, struck gold.
I’m a little aeroplane! Wangity Wang!